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Well, 1. Anyone with any knowledge of economics knows Obama's policies of governmental control will not work.
2. Obama IS a socialist, and no, GUNZO, that is not a good thing.
Other than that, it was pretty funny, but wait two or three more years and see if you are still so happy.
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I can't wait 2 or 3 years from now when I'm happier than I am now
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My AP English recently read the EPIC POEM (not "short story" or "book"), and I can't tell you how hilarious and accurate this is. Other than that Grendel's mother was actually a giant-ass blob of evil (no joke) and that Beowulf was the one that killed the Dragon, Wiglaf just helped fight it after all his other thanes abandoned him, it was all accurate and HILARIOUS!!
My favorite parts were definitely when he hung the arm up with the devil horns and threw the head at the guy.
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... even though I'm an independent for McCain, but here's what I liked and didn't like:
What I liked:
1. The Palin jokes, sooo true, particularly the one about the weirdest kids' names EVER.
2. The fact that you showed that McCain DOESN'T LIKE BUSH.
3. LOL McCain getting ready for "McCain smash" was hilarious.
What I did not like:
1. The Palin joke about her outfit. Sure, Obama's campaign spending 700,000 dollars on a half an hour TV special is OK, but buying proper attire for Sarah Palin is not...
2. "Racists for McCain"? Seriously???
3. The idea that Bush's administration has anything to do with the McCain campaign.
4. The thing about "Foxx News?" being conservatively biased. This is a running joke and all, and they are incredibly biased, but look at CNN, they are almost as liberally biased. In fact, most major networks seem to be. You would be hard pressed to find ANY news station with ZERO bias.
5. "Barack Hussein Muslim Terrorist Ayers Obama". Well, at least you mentioned Ayers. Of course you either don't care or know about their relationship and how serious it is, but at least you mentioned it.
Overall, funny, but getting reaaaally old fast.
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Fox News is a Republican News Channel. Nothing more, nothing less. To compare that with CNN is laughable. CNN at least makes an attempt to be fair iwith their reporting. Fox News just created a tagline. Honestly, I wouldn't care about Fox News if they were honest in what they really are. Until that day, the jokes will continue!
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I mean, I liked it, it just doesn't stand out among other death metal songs...
Even production-wise, if you put a little more bass into the track it would even sound better, but even so it sounded somewhat generic, and the title doesn't help either, since for example about half of Cannibal Corpse's songs have to do with unborns, not to mention the band Dying Fetus.
Btw I certainly don't think it sounds anything like Death, definitely Obituary if anything, mixed with Cannibal Corpse or Necrophagist vocals.
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